February 2012
what do jesus and I have in common?
we both have many followers
we both changed water to wine
our dads are trying to kill us
we hang out with sluts and backstabbing aholes
we are probably adopted
January 2012
Watchkohlton:
gpoy
abwhoretion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
Watchpromo4homo:
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Chloe Teleports
IM LAHGUIIGN SO AHRD
I should sue myself for sexual harassment for complimenting how nice my boobs are
December 2011
fuck you all. at least james blunt thinks im beautiful. and he said it’s true
Watch
November 2011
Watch
See what a group of engineers did to encourage people to use the stairs in Stockholm.
Watchsquidkneee:
i swear to god this is my favorite fucking sHOW
in the future
my kid: mom i got an A+ on my advanced physics exam
me: thats nice but u still have less than 1000 followers
my kid: but mom that doesnt matter im the valedictorian i got into harvard
me: how many notes did your last text post have come talk to me again when you're not a disappointment
what is this rumor that Justin Beiber is pregnant?
